Ed Heck earns the dubious distinction of landing not just one, but two suitcases in our gallery of the grotesque. Perhaps his Olives 28" Hardside Spinner is designed to appeal to foodies, but these olives floating like disembodied eyeballs on a clashing purple background simply take away our appetite.

Price: $150 on LuggagePros.com
Cringe Factor: 9/10